Very corny jokes, courtesy of Ree Drummond, The Pioneer Woman:
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did 0 say to 8?
What do you call a fake noodle?
Did you hear the news about the corduroy pillows?
They made headlines.
How do you organize an outer space party?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call exploding underwear?
Fruit of the BOOM!
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
‘Cause his mom and dad were in a jam.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
Why did the orange go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
Proton: I think I lost an electron.
Neutron: Are you sure?
Proton: Yep, I’m positive!
Why do melons have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
What is the definition of a farmer?
Someone who is outstanding in his field.
What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the fridge?
“Close the door! I’m dressing!”
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in?
Odor in the court.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They kept saying “Bach-Bach-Bach!”